WTF are you doing reading this crap?

Strangely, I don't miss the internet. I just miss being able to bother you people on a whim. :( So, some things I've been wanting to say.

1. Jackie is gay.
2. Sean is gay.
3. Spanky is gay.
4. Jackie loves men. In the butt.
5. Guitar Hero 3 is win but fuck Slipknot, fuck the Queens of the Stone Age, and fuck Lou.
6. Nina is awesome <3





And since I noticed this:

"The rules are easy, just post 6 things that recently made you happy!
Then tag 6 people to post this meme on their LJs.
Everyone needs a little happiness once in awhile."

1)Nina =3
2)Beating Hard mode of Guitar Hero 3.
3)Beating Slash and getting past Tenacious D on Expert.
4)Singing "The Bear Necessities" at work.
5)Calling Jackie gay for the first time in ages.
6)Playing an all Capt. Falcon match and only Falcon Punching and taunting the whole time.

Hello Interwebs. Did you miss me? I'll still be away for a while, but thanks to Nintendo I can still visit. ^_^

So, if things go as planned, I get to see Nina in a month. Actually, less than a month. It's like twenty-three days. Feels way longer. For the first time, I have something that I'm more excited for than I was for the SSBM release date, and it scares me. I can't shake the feeling that you won't even want to spend your time with me, for a day even, let alone a week. I also fear that I won't appear nearly as attractive as I pretend I am (Sterling was lying, I'm not uber hawt).

Then there's the fact that I need to be with you so badly, but by paying for this trip to see you, I make it that much harder to actually move there and be with you all the time. I can't NOT see you now, I think I'll die if I go any longer without it. Maybe I just need a better job so I can afford to see you more than once a year, without worrying. Maybe the airlines and hotels are just jerks and need to lower their prices. Jerks.

I know in my heart that things will work, just that it will take time. Too much time. Another year? I don't want to wait that long. Why does rent need to cost so much? Fuck you, California real estate.

I can't even think about holding your hand without having a heart infarction. :(

I woke up this morning and I couldn't move the left side of my upper body without pain. I must have slept in a funky position or something, but whatever the cause, it really friggin' hurt. I went into work an hour and a half late, I think they were annoyed. It's a little better now, so hopefully it'll be ok by tomorrow.

Thanks for staying on the phone and listening to my whining, love. <3

Mom just called.

My dog Mandy is having seizures and Mom's ex, who has the dog at the moment, wants do get rid of her. I probably can't take her here.

My other dog Bandit had a heat stroke and passed away a day ago.

=(

I HAS A POKEMAN!!!

I've been thinking a lot lately, and I want to share this with everyone.

There is someone who has made a very big impact on my life. If it weren't for her, I wouldn't be where I am today.

I've known her for a long time now, and to this day she makes me smile. At first, she was a little confusing, but as we've been together, I've grown to love her more and more.

There are times when we aren't as close as I would like, I wish those times would never come. But in the end, nothing can break our bond. I know in my heart that we'll spend many years together, and I couldn't be happier.

I write this for you, my dearest love, and my best friend. I love you...















Super Smash Bros. <3

You
Can
Only
Type
One
Word

Not as easy as you might think.



1. Where is your cell phone? Nonexistent
2. Describe your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife/lover? Nerd
3. Your hair? Smexy
4. Your mother? Difficult
5. Your father? Distant
6. Your favorite item? Wii
7. Your dream last night? Forgot
8. Your favorite drink? Carbonated
9. Your dream car? Expensive
10. The room you are in? Tiny
11. Your fear? Gladiuse
12. What do you want to be in 10 years? Male
13. Who did you hang out with last night? Nope
14. What you're not? thebirthdaybomb
15. The last thing you did? Work
16. What are you wearing? Pants
17. Your favorite book? Gollum
18. The last thing you ate? Burrito
19. Your mood? Lonely
20. Your friends? Gone
21. What are you thinking about right now? Neenuh
22. Your car? Broken
23. What are you doing at the moment? This
24. Your summer? Lame
25. Your relationship status? Arse-cone
26. What is on your tv? Nothing
27. When is the last time you laughed? Work
28. Last time you cried? Forgot
29. School? Gayest
30. Pasttime? Wii


Copy.
Paste.
Answer.
One.
Word.

If there is someone on your friends list you would love to have an epic, sweaty, damn near legendary, 12 hour fuckathon with, post this same exact sentence in your journal.

Laim

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next three sentences in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don't dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST.
6. Tag five other people to do the same.

"It felt as if they were walking up a spire limb, but they couldn't be for this long a time.
Glissa screamed again, and the creature grabbed her legs and back tighter to keep her still. The strength of the beast's arms forced the air from her lungs."

The Moons of Mirrodin - Will McDermott (lol Magic the Gathering book)

tagging? bah. angie, nina, gladbag, skits, and laura

While I was gone I...
-Missed Nina
-Blasted my ears with Dream Theater till I was partially deaf
-Played through Marvel Ultimate Alliance with my brothers
-Missed Nina
-Found out the custody trial was pushed back so I won't even be there for it
-Decided that both parents suck equally and became unsure of who would be better
-Ate ice cream!
-Played Smash Bros. with a guy who looks and acts exactly like Jackie, except he was my height and he didn't suck at the game
-Missed Nina
-Drove my mom everywhere the whole week and was given ten dollars to compensate ¬_¬
-Found the Super Mario Bros. movie soundtrack I had thought I lost
-FOUND OUT THAT NINA WANTS KING LEONIDAS THAT CHEATING WENCH

Be back in a week.

I never post to this because my life is so boooooooooring.

Getting moved from lame cashiering to work in the deli. $0.75 raise, it's really easy work, and I never have to go outside to get carts again, so I'm happy.

Still have no money.

School is crap.

Instead of enjoying some time off, I get to spend my spring break in court to keep some jackass from taking custody of my brothers.

Nina lives too far away.

More at eleven.

I love Nina lots, lol.

Posting from Wii. Sweet.

Christmas was cool. Everyone loved my Wii, they couldn't keep their hands off it. :B

Some notable things:

-clothes
-gift cards
-a shoeshine kit (wtf, lol)
-Spongebob Squarepants mousepad
-StarFox Command
-Car CD organizer thing
-Far Side calendar

Forgot my DS charger so I couldn't play it, which sucked, because my little brother wanted to play Metroid on the way there. Couldn't sleep much cause I had to listen to my mom being a racist whore on the phone all night. -.-

Sorry I couldn't call you, Nina. :(

( grah )

There you go, Tyler dissected via myspace survery.